Homo Horoscopes

Your life will take an unexpected turn today when the circus comes to town and you inexplicably and irrevocably feel compelled to join it. You’re a freak, all right, but only in your own mind. Your looks, however, are certifiably average.

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After a lunch hour spent leaving threatening voicemails on a loved one’s phone you’ll spend the afternoon building your alibi and waiting for someone to deliver the restraining order you deserve.

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Today you’ll spend a full hour at the makeup counter and half your paycheck on products you desperately hope will make you happier and more beautiful. Unfortunately, all you’ll get is a rash and a hefty doctor bill.

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Oy vey, it’s one misunderstanding after another today. Did you ever stop and think that maybe you’re not the supreme communicator you thought you were? It’s all your fault. People aren’t mind readers, so get out of your own head!

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Plan on getting busted today. You should probably start your day by taking a mental tally of all of your most recent grievous acts and outstanding transgressions, then start formulating your defense.

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