Homo Horoscopes

Every once in a while fortune shines its luminous light in your direction, making the world feel brand new and full of promise — and then you usually wake up. It’ll be like that today, but without the fortune and light part.

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Your need for peace and quiet trumps your urge to perpetuate the myth of your party stamina. Close the blinds, slip into your flannel pajamas and prepare to get deathly boring. Don’t expect any of your loser pals to join your hibernation.

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Congratulations, you have singlehandedly brought the word ‘bone head’ back into the contemporary vocabulary of those around you. It could definitely be worse, and by the end of the day it will be.

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Today’s Free Sample Reading: When it comes to romance, have you been naughty or nice? Find out with a free sample Karmic Love Reading from Astrology.com.

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Your pursuit of happiness has involved creating an awful lot of unhappiness for those in your flight path. Congratulations, today you’ll finally manage to alienate the last remaining people who would actually take your calls.

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Suck it up and go shopping another day. The holiday season has barely arrived and you’ve already wiped out your bank account and blown your shopping budget. If you’re gonna shop for Christmas so zealously, at least buy something for someone else.

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Today’s Free Sample Reading: When it comes to romance, have you been naughty or nice? Find out with a free sample Karmic Love Reading from Astrology.com.

Is it really over? Find out if he’ll come back with a Free Psychic Love Reading.

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