Homo Horoscopes

How often do you have to be reminded that other people exist? Moreover, these other people do not exist for your benefit, so stop using absolutely everyone. Want to turn that bad karma around? Take some steps to help someone else for once.

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What’s going on with your heart? It’s irregular (to put it nicely). You should avoid fun and excitement like the plague. After all, anything interesting or mildly active will throw your cardiovascular system into shock — and it ain’t gonna be pretty.

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The moral of your story is this: everyone hates you. You’ve been given ample opportunities to turn your lot in life around, but you’re not interested. You’d much rather be a controversial figure — that’s where you derive your self-esteem, you sicko.

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The sooner you begin your doomed investigation, the better. What the hell does that mean? Who knows? You’re always looking into something weird, something normal people don’t care about. It’ll take you nowhere as usual, because you lack skills.

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This is the end of a long, terrible month. But don’t despair — a new, even more horrendous month is starting up in another day or so. You’d better buckle down and get prepared. If you thought the past 30 days were bad, you’d better find a survival cave for the next four weeks.

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