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March-11-10

Pisces Horoscope for March 11, 2010

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You’ll feel like Cinderella tonight when you have to stay in and work while everyone else gets to go to out and play. But relax. Your friends are lame, and glass slippers really make your feet sweat. In other words, you’re not missing out.

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March-11-10

Virgo Horoscope for March 11, 2010

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Recently, the home fires have been reduced to smoldering embers. When you come home tonight, bring a dozen roses, an armload of kindling and a can of kerosene. That should heat things up pretty quickly.

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You never have an issue when it comes to turning your attention elsewhere — the problem is staying focused on the task at hand. Don’t be surprised if your scatterbrained mentality gets you in a heap of trouble today.

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March-11-10

Leo Horoscope for March 11, 2010

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Today it will become clear that the person you assumed you’d spend your life with has had a change of heart, and you’ll be the last to know about it. When you finally do get the message, you’ll receive it via text.

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March-11-10

Scorpio Horoscope for March 11, 2010

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You think you’re living in hell now? Wait until the real problems rush in. Then you’ll have a serious problem on your hands. If you can’t stand the heat, you’d better pack up and run like hell. Get as far away as you can.

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