Homo Horoscopes

Someone will point out an obnoxious personality trait you’ve always thought was cute. Don’t embarrass yourself by trying to explain the story behind it. Nobody cares. In fact, everyone wishes you’d just go away.

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Losing yourself in a good movie is one thing; wasting weeks at a time and running up a $500 cable bill is another. Turn off the television, peel yourself off the couch and get a life you fat, lazy slob!

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Just because everyone around you is fighting and tearing their hair out doesn’t mean you have to — okay, well, actually it does. But if you’ll fight, fight to win. No holds barred. Wear a mouthpiece and head protection.

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During the ninth recant of a stolen anecdote, the person who originally told it to you will point out — in front of everyone — that you are lying. Don’t try to hide it. Your denial will make you look all the more foolish.

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While assessing your employment prospects, you’ll wonder what the hell you’ve been doing with yourself all these years. You always meant to take care of that career thing, but you just never seemed to have the time.

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