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A creative act of vandalism causes much more of a stir than you’d anticipated. It’s going to be hard to explain why exactly you thought drawing chalk outlines around imaginary dead bodies was a good idea.

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May-18-12

Taurus Horoscope for May 18, 2012

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You have always liked to think of yourself as a martyr — an unfortunate soul. But today you’ll meet someone who actually is unfortunate, and you’ll feel silly about all those hours you’ve devoted to self-pity.

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If you were paying closer attention to the subtle hints, you’d know that the certain someone you care so much about cares nothing for you. Slammed doors? Unreturned calls? Dirty looks? Yep, the proof is in the pudding!

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May-18-12

Libra Horoscope for May 18, 2012

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Sometimes you can’t help but wonder if you’re fighting for a lost cause, but then you remember it’s your life. No one is going to live it for you, no matter how readily you’d give up the responsibility.

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May-18-12

Pisces Horoscope for May 18, 2012

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Waiting for the other shoe to drop? Of course you are — you’re always waiting for the other shoe to drop, because your life is one disaster after another. Don’t try to fight it. You’ll only make it worse in the long run.

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